Should tourists visit the French capital alone or in paris?
Avoid perverts in the Swedish capital – they’ll Stock you holm.
Wear flame-retardant clothing in Switzerland – you don’t want to get Berne-d.
If you take your dustbuster to Iceland it will be destroyed – especially in Reckyervac.
Is Ireland experiencing exponential growth? Yes, everything’s Dublin!
Bring your ID to the Welsh nightclub – you might get cardiff at the door.
Which Polish city witnessed calamity? War saw.
The Finnish capital reeks of sulphur and brimstone – that’s why they call it Hellstinki.
There’s quite a ‘don’t care’ attitude in Greece. If something goes wrong the locals shrug and say ‘Shit athens.’
It’s difficult to play a clean game of hockey in Croatia, because of ‘za-clutch and za-greb.’
Why such suffering among Sarajevan viticulturists? Because in Bosnia it Herz-to-grow-vineyards.
Don’t bother voting in Latvia – the elections are riga’d!
Why does Superman avoid Lithuania? Because Lex Luthor’s there, and he’s vil’nius (villainous).
I met a saucy lass in Belarus – she was quite the Minsk!
Yuschenko’s victory in the Ukraine was a Kiev-ent.
Slovenia’s entry into the EU was a cause for Ljubiljation.
I don’t mind when Yugoslavians mark on a curve – but others do resent the Belgrade.
Lovers are loudest in Moanaco.
Where do bears go in Norway? Urslo!
In the Macedonian version of Star Trek, Captain Kirk says “Beam me up, Skopje!“