Ben from Toronto:
Patron saint of taxpayers – St. Francis of Assessee.
Ben says, “would look nice on a tax lawyer’s office.”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
When I moved and needed a family doctor, my new neighbours told me to see Dr. Bumstead. When I did, it turned out that he was a proctologist. So he told me: “Your friends obviously gave you a bum steer. With friends like those you don’t need any enemas.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
A spokesman for NASA confirmed that an extremely giddy gypsy had to be forcibly removed from Cape Canaveral. She had wanted to hold a meeting of the spirits before the next shuttle launch. “I had to tell her, ‘Lady, this ain’t rocket seance‘. When she still wouldn’t leave or stop laughing, we had to beat her into submission. Sometimes it’s hard to strike a happy medium.”
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I had a band called ‘Bare necked laddies‘; it didn’t work though, we were always stretching it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading... Andrew from Dugald, MB:
If the Father, Son and Holy Ghost formed a country group, would they call themselves “the Holy Trinitty Gritty Dirt Band“?
The patron saint of mama’s boys would be St. Francis of Asissy.
Was the recently retired Cardinal Sin able to follow his moral compass?
Andrew says, “The last one may be obtuse – cardinal points on a map and all that.”
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What did the Pakistani immigrant living in Paris do when he was lonely and homesick?
He took a trip to Lahore.
Why did nobody believe the Mexican railroad-engineer-turned-politician when he said he just wanted to serve humanity?
Because, obviously, he had a loco motive.
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There is a rising new heart throb star crooner in Indonesia.
His name: Frank Sumatra.
Where do they confine offending neighbourhood gang members in Israel?
In Ehud Barak.
What is the natural phenomenon whereby bees transfer pollen from anthers to stigmas known in Tahiti, Tonga, Bora Bora and the Solomon Islands?
Polynesian.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
In the world of the apiary, its the queen who wields all the power, her partner, virtually none. Fed up with the situation, one little guy named Ernie decided to crack the hive wide open in a tell-all book he titled: The Impotence of Bee-King Earnest.
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says, “inspired by Calvin’s limerick about Allison“
There were two gents called Patty and Rhain
Blessed apundantly with witty brain
Destined to be the ones
To run website for puns
To publish our gems, bright or inane.
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What do you call a body builder who lives in one of Iraq’s holy cities?
A Mosulman.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
I am not watching the new Star Wars movie; there’s something about it that doesn’t sith well with me.
Ben says, “lame but walks ;-)”
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Why did the columnist fall for his assistant?
He had no choice, she was a fast type.
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