Peter from Toronto:
What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Peter from Toronto:
What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
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Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!
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Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!
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A spokesman at the University of Manitoba has announced a new facility to study porcine methane production. It will be known as the Institute of in-sty-toots.
p.s. Was the Parthenon the first Centaur of Excellence?
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A spokesman at the University of Manitoba has announced a new facility to study porcine methane production. It will be known as the Institute of in-sty-toots.
p.s. Was the Parthenon the first Centaur of Excellence?
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I want to open up a physics-themed restaurant. One of the items on the menu will be fission chips!
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I want to open up a physics-themed restaurant. One of the items on the menu will be fission chips!
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Where does Mr. Christie stay when he’s in Venezuela?
The Ritz Caracas, although I can’t remember if that’s south of the Oreo Grand.
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Where does Mr. Christie stay when he’s in Venezuela?
The Ritz Caracas, although I can’t remember if that’s south of the Oreo Grand.
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