John from Montreal:
Did you hear about the new naturopathic alternative to viagra? It’s called
sex-inacea.
John says: “Not gettin’ any tonight…”
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
Was his father’s sister, that legendary French Canadian, as hard to kill
as the many-headed beast – because of her ability to moisturize?
Oui, elle etait Super Hydra-Tante!
CT says: “inspired by my shaving cream.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
The air show – a sight for soar highs.
People ask me ‘Ben, why don’t you like golf?’ … I don’t know, there’s
something about it that’s off putting.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Charlotte from Hamilton, Ontario:
What do you call a Greek friar who plays jazz?
Thessalonius Monk!
Charlotte says: “I was in my historical linguistics class this morning and thought of this. Obviously you have to know who Thelonious Monk is to get it, but I think most people do. Maybe not though. ps I love the new site design!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
If your dromedary broke down at the side of the road, would you have to call for a camel tow?
If your dromedary broke down at the side of the road, would you have to call for a camel tow?
If Michael Jackson were currently on trial for a penchant toward bicycles, would that make him a pedalphile?
Brigg says: “In poor taste? Too risque? Perhaps.“
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“To begin thinking of my latest PunPals submission, I used the magic words: opun sesame.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...CT from Toronto:
Why don’t people know what to do in a French Canadian restaurant?
Because it’s Quebec-‘quoi faire?’!
CT says: “yoiks.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
What’s an orthopaedic surgeon’s favourite Shakespeare quote?
‘Tibia or not Tibia‘!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, Ontario:
Why did the electrical system in the prison keep malfunctioning?
The warden didn’t hire an electrician to do the repair; he let a conduit.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Raffytaff from Zimbabwe:
Did you know that cats are purr-bearing animals,and are purr-fectly suited
to purr-use the Sears cat-alog?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When their cold-war era leader died, did the Kremlin phone the mortuary for a pick up Andropov?
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