Ben from Toronto:
Tag line for call centres – ‘We prey for you 24/7′
For Hyatt Hotels – ‘Home is where the Hyatt is‘.
Ben says: “I don’t know that much about staying at the Hyatt but thought that
this would have looked good on one of their ads … or maybe not …”
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Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
What happened to Brigg as he was shopping for Granny Smith’s and took the one at the bottom of the pile?
He got caught in an apple-lanche.
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Did you hear that new Foo Fighters tune about Greek food?
‘There Goes my Gyro‘ (pronounced yee-ro)
Brigg says: “I can’t get enough of these…”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
What do Mexicans call a very small Muslim place of worship?
Mosquito.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marc from Toronto punned:
Why isn’t Toulouse the best city in the world to live in?
Because To Win is a lot better!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tony from parts unknown:
Sometimes I get my mords wixed, ……..but then I am a very fart smeller!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Doug from San Juan, California:
1) I have a cat with a strange illness. Whenever it sees a rug, it tries to burrow under it, madly chasing an invisible prey. What is the name of its disease ?????
Carpet Tunnel Syndrome!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
If a bird can’t decide who should be his partner, is he Tern between two Plovers?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
Why is Brigg worried about his latest submission?
Because it could be an accident waiting to hap-pun.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
Great name for a travel agency specializing in flying people to destinations for
cruises: Jet some and Float some.
People who drive others around and get no thanks, do all the work but have
nothing to show for chauffer it.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Gordon from Calgary:
1.What accounting method is used by someone who is hiding their money to avoid taxes?
Cache (cash) basis of accounting.
2. What sadistic accounting method is used by tax auditors in order to catch these cheats?
Accrual (a cruel) basis of accounting.
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