Sean from Toronto:
Why did the old man throw away his Depends after a failed sex change operation?
Because a botched crotch never soils.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Riva from Vancouver:
Why should fathers encourage their daughter’s to eat melon?
So they “canteloupe“!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
The plea of someone harassed by creditors – “Please leave me a loan“.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Guybrush from Toronto:
The U.N. stops by Jack Astors for lunch.
After they finish eating, the waitress says,”Would anyone like dessert? Tea? Kofi?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Amber from Victoria:
What was the fairy tale writer’s favourite French seafood dish?
Poisson boots.
Why did the salmon break up with her lobster boyfriend?
He was just way too shellfish.
What do you call an old mischievous ghost?
A polter-geezer.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Timo from Victoria:
Where might not be the best place to host an arms conference?
Newcombe Auditorium.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...David from Thornhill, Ontario:
What is a nuclear scientist’s favourite food?
Fission chips.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Howard from Victoria:
I sing in a Chamber Choir and we had to take a long break one evening after an incident. We had been singing lustily, something we knew and had a full head of steam up. Our Choral Director brought us to an abrupt halt with “No, no, no…..” and I said audibly, “Don’t you just hate chorus interruptus?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, Manitoba:
It’s a little known fact, but Liverpudlians drink their water un-filtered, right from the river! Even the Beatles knew the quality of Mersey is not strained.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Sean from Toronto:
Why were people confused when two physicians were found frozen together in a glacier?
Because it was pair-a-docs-sicle.
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