Andrew from Dugald:
Part of a deer hunter’s technique is to always hunt in groups of three – that way you can tri-ungulate the target!
How does the hunter know when he’s in deer habitat? Well, if the ground is up and down, the ungulating terrain is a sure sign.
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Does a French veterinarian who specializes in neutering male dogs have his office on a cull de sack?
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Researchers have come out with a sausage-flavoured dessert for the “Field and Stream” set. Blending pork with venison flavours, the new Hog n’ Does ice cream is bound to please!
My pal Dave says the only downside is that it costs two sows and bucks.
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A singing chimpanzee with open sores has become the latest folk-rock sensation. Despite his skin infection, he has decided to embrace it and will be touring as “Simian and Carbuncle.”
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Spock never cared for jazz vocalizations, in fact he thought they were crap! The scientist in him would kick in and he’d say, “Scat-illogical, Captain.“
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Unlike the large amount of people involved in the singing group based in Salt Lake City, Utah, one single gay fellow is able to fill a room with music on his own. Clacking shelled creatures together, the Mere Man Tap Barnacle Queer is a very unique experience.
I told my girlfriend that sun tanning was bad for her. Disbelieving, she said, ” Oh. Go wan?”
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Waddya you call a group of mobile musicians who’ve lost their privileges to play in public?
A marching banned.
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If you give your gal candy that smells, and she says, “This stinks!”, naturally you respond, “My scent-a-mints exactly!”
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What day do Scottish doctors celebrate the most when they change fire victims dressings?
Wrappy Burns Day!
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How did Pete Townsend know Roger Daltry farted?
Who nose?
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