Andrew from Dugald:
I just got back from seeing this great new movie from Disney. Its all about a group of thieving brigands that steal a cargo of chocolate substitute, headed from Bermuda to England. Its called Pirates of the Carob Bean.
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When the government shut down the East Coast fishery after scientists claimed the fish stocks were depleted, many people considered it a fled herring.
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Did ye no hear o’ the scotsman who always lived in the shadow of his elder brother, the famous arctic explorer and master igloo builder? He joined an Eskimo tribe and built his own snow shelter in the hopes of o’ercoming his feelings o’ Ian-‘ad his Quincey.
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What did the wife of the ancient greek writer say when she found he had torn his manuscript to shreds?
“Why Euripides?”
When the detective found another Athenian sailor dead in the water, struck down by his own paddle, he was quick to realize it was another Greek Oar-a-Kill.
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When the circus comes to town and they want to get new people to join their freak show, do they hold Odditions?
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Why should you never terminate a prostitute’s employment? She might demand a severance package!
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Paul Anka’s nephew is branching off in a whole new musical direction. Melding the style of Will Smith with the songs of Sinatra, his next album will be called, simply: “Buble Wrap“
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Why do so many aboriginal cultures have a heavy emphasis on drumming? Because its full of cymbalism.
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When mad cow sickness hit in Britain, some farmers viewed it as a cattleclismic event.
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In their daily brain-racking sessions, Pat and Rhain like to surround themselves with lots of herbal plants. (I think it’s the pungent aroma they give off.) They’ve noticed that during their really good sessions, the herbs also seem to flourish. That’s because thyme flowers when you’re having pun!
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