Stefan from Toronto:
The ophthalmologist had been a very good pupil. While others were raising glasses at his graduation, he lashed out: “Eye can’t think of anything cornea than a pun — people that don’t see the vitreous humour are so orb-tuse.
Unfortunately, we were stumped on what to do with ‘retina’…
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When Tony Orlando and Dawn baked bread together, what did they sing as they added the yeast to the flour?
“Oh, my candida, we can bake it together……”
I used to work in the land titles office and my boss liked to add a little dash and flair to the unadorned documents. His motto?
No good deed goes un-panached!
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I met two men who we’re panhandling on a busy street corner and they were twins! Imagine, Brothers in Alms.
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I saw a very small car belonging to the Ace chain of bakeries, and I couldn’t help thinking it would be very easy to roll them for their dough!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Ever notice how the guys from Kellogg’s really don’t like the guys from Post and Nabisco? I mean, why does their relationship have to be so AdverCereal?
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I went to my first Masonic meeting last night. While I thought it would be all about secret handshakes and mysterious goings-on, it turned out they spent the evening canning peaches!
It was a very Jar-Ring experience.
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When it comes to modern day Christianity, most Greeks aren’t very good at practicing – in fact, you could say they’re absolutely Zeus-less!
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When seniors go on holidays, do they book their trips through travel ancients?
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Did you hear about the panhandler who was asking everyone for one million dollars?
He never got a dime because you should never put all your begs in one ask-it.
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Steve Jobs has come out with a new device that will only play pirated music. Its name? The iPatch.
Aaar! This be Parroty!!
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