Andrew from Dugald:
What do you call a Kangaroo that can’t jump any more?
Out of Bounds
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
….George Bush’s response in rendering aid to New Orlean’s can best be described as organized chaos……or PhilEntropy?
If Barry Bonds donates a urine sample to Cooperstown, is it called Fill-Andro-Pee?
People who donate to a zoo-based charity cuz they think monkeys are like cute little people…..they’d have to be PhilAnthropomorphic.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
I’m having a tryst in my cubicle with my co-worker. Would you call that a desk-apade?
Maybe this has been done before?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marc from Toronto:
When I saw that the mountain bike racers from Queens University had taken all the spots on the podium, all I could think was ‘wow, it’s a Queens Sweep‘!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
I was tutoring my son in trigonometry. I told him he’d have to pass a test before I’d help him get a loan for a car he wanted. However, he diplayed sines that he wanted me to cosine for that loan without him making an effort. So, our conversation went off on a tangent, and he still has no car.
And from Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
occidental: having to do with the teeth of a neutered male bovine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Fencing is definitely not for the feint of heart.
Which Greek philosopher first realized the benefits of drinking dairy products? Milkcrates. (Totally based on the common mispronunciation of Socrates)
What did the Japanese greenskeeper do when Tiger Woods complained about the state of the fairways?
He fell on his own sward.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
What do you call a fast food restaurant at the airport?
Tarmacdonald’s.
The string section of a symphony orchestra was ambushed and attacked by a bunch of street thugs. In order to defend themselves the gentle musicians had to resort to violins.
Frank says, “P.S. Happy Labour Day, Pun Gents!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Once I had a terrible weight problem, which was exesherbeted by my love
for ice cream. Then I lost a lot of weight, and my pants fell down. Needless to
say, I was very embareassed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
When a group of witches get together to make Italian pie, is it called a pizza coven?
The Italian fisherman caught a great big eel which he promptly fell in love with. His brother just shook his head, sighed and said, “That’s a moray!”
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From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
propane: interrogator who is partial to using physical torture to get results
canopy: vessel containing urine
carbine: act of purchasing an automobile south of the Mason -Dixon Line
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