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I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.

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2 thoughts on “I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.”

gary hallock

01/23/2013 at 7:24 AM

I can’t stop shoplifting instruments to perform pedicures. I’m a clip toe maniac.
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  01/23/2013 at 8:44 AM
  
  You’re so cuticle Gary
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