Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a web guide for students attending a university open day, and need a pun. Help. ~Wallace, Sunderland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Welcome, academian nuts
- It’s not tour early to sign up
- We got Guides and Dolls.
- A day of dancing and parentsing
- Check our smoking hot class
- You can’t spell education without ‘ducat’ – get your tickets here.