AHEAD OF THE PUCK

Dear Pun Gents, we did a science project on how fast you can shoot a hockey puck and we need a title! ~Jen, Laurel, MD

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. How Pucking Fast?
  2. One Tough Disc ice on
  3. Hockey't Science
  4. The Mighty Pucks
  5. Ahead of the Puck
  6. Clocks-pucker
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SOUNDING BOARD

Dear Pun Gents, A good one for a film soundtrack service please. ~Jeremy, Letterkenny, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You Shoot, We Score
  2. Audio Fellow

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4 CLOSURE

Dear Pun Gents, we need a legal based pub name for our social event, even better if it also included the number 4. Many thanks! ~Will, London

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Four Courtsmen of the Apocalypse
  2. I fourght the law and the law won
  3. Twitter name: @hornies
  4. Fourth right behaviour

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CHICKS WITH CLICKS

Dear Pun Gents, I'm putting together a bachelorette-party 5k run for the bridesmaids. Looking for a pun to put on the t-shirts. ~Maria, Chicago

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Chick Click Clique
  2. The Sprintcess Bride
  3. Wedding Train-ing
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PANT OPTIONAL BEACH PARTY

Dear Pun Gents, a pun for a beach theme for a dog party. ~Jen, Durango, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. This party totally drools!
  2. Dachshund Through the Sand
  3. Life's a Bitch
  4. 24-hour party pitbulls in the house!
  5. Dog Days of Summer
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CAN’T HARDLY WEIGHT

Dear Pun Gents, I'm emceeing a wedding and looking for some puns. Groom used to be into weightlifting and also works for an insurance company. ~Gary, Melbourne, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. He'll get use to waits for the bathroom.
  2. He seems very claim and collected today.
  3. Before he met her, he pumped a lot of Irene.
  4. He doesn't know squat about marriage.
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Andrew from Dugald:

Isn’t it funny? Everyone wants to clean up the Earth in all sorts of ways, and yet, nature abhors a vacuum.

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DRINK AND DRIVE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for an alcohol delivery service. ~Alice, Brisbane, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS

  1. Good to the last drop-off
  2. Rum-runners
  3. Spirits of St. Louis
  4. Ethanol-inclusive
  5. De-livery
  6. Ba car di
  7. Broken Down Golf Carts
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HOS OF PAIN

Dear Pun Gents, I would like a pun or slogan for pediatric pain for a preventative pain hospital program. ~Beth, Phoenix, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The pain isn't mightier
  2. Check your PainPal account
  3. Stop painment
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HIVE FIVE

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for a bee mascot! ~Lauren, Perth, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT;

  1. Beelzebub
  2. Buzzooka Joe
  3. The Great Swarmy
  4. Attila the Honey
  5. Queentin Tarantino
  6. Bumble Rap
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