Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a company Halloween-costume contest. We're two girls dressed in softball uniforms; what can we be? ~Lisa, Chicago
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- Bat the Bone
- Bleacher Blondes
- The Hosox
Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a company Halloween-costume contest. We're two girls dressed in softball uniforms; what can we be? ~Lisa, Chicago
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Thoreau bred horses.
Dear Pun Gents, a pun about popcorn. ~Isabella, San Francisco
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a good team name for my school dodge-ball tournament. Any dodge-ball puns? ~Jimmy, O'Fallon, MO
Dear Pun Gents, something to do with Islamic terrorists and music….maybe techno? ~Joe, London UK
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for some ladies in their forties going to Florida for a tennis tournament/ladies weekend. ~Christi, Lafayette, LA
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a witty slogan for a retiring boss that somehow includes “Gone Fishin”. ~Aimee, Daytona Beach, FL
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Dear Pun Gents, I am taking a group of nurses and student nurses to a children's hospital to play board games with them. I need a name for the project please. ~Jessia, Summit, MS
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a good pun name to use as an Internet alias. To give you an idea of what I want, here are a few of the names I've been using:
~John, Brownwood
Dear Pun Gents, my wife and I have been trying to think of an alias for her. She's submitting some pin-up photos of her and our dog to a calendar that benefits dog shelters. Her real first name is: Ashley; Middle name: Christine. She is blonde with green eyes. Any suggestions? ~Fred, Arlington ,TX
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