WE DING YOU

Dear Pungents, I need a name for a shop selling bridesmaid dresses —something like Maid in Heaven etc that is unique and isn’t taken. ‘Damsels in Dis-Dress’ was not suitable apparently. ~Steve, Glasgow, Scotland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Aisle Never Wear You Again
  2. Bouquet-Cocky
  3. Maid Marryin’
  4. Bridezillions
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YOU CAN SMELL THE RAW FISH

Dear Pungents, apparently there’s a scene in the Sex in the City movie where a girl is naked except for sushi… I thought this must have pun-tential but couldn’t come up with the goods myself. Please help! ~Andy, Leeds, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The bento-ver box
  2. Ooo naghi!
  3. She gets a rice out of me.
  4. Feel like maki some love?
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Peter from Toronto:

What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?

A friendly neigh-boar!

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Peter from Toronto:

What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?

A friendly neigh-boar!

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Andrew from Dugald:

Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!

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Andrew from Dugald:

Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!

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Andrew from Dugald:

A spokesman at the University of Manitoba has announced a new facility to study porcine methane production. It will be known as the Institute of in-sty-toots.

p.s. Was the Parthenon the first Centaur of Excellence?

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Andrew from Dugald:

A spokesman at the University of Manitoba has announced a new facility to study porcine methane production. It will be known as the Institute of in-sty-toots.

p.s. Was the Parthenon the first Centaur of Excellence?

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