Dear Pungents, I need a short-ish pun for the Oxford women’s rugby team going on tour to Belgium. can be rude. ~Laura, Oxford, UK
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Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a name for a shop selling bridesmaid dresses —something like Maid in Heaven etc that is unique and isn’t taken. ‘Damsels in Dis-Dress’ was not suitable apparently. ~Steve, Glasgow, Scotland
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, apparently there’s a scene in the Sex in the City movie where a girl is naked except for sushi… I thought this must have pun-tential but couldn’t come up with the goods myself. Please help! ~Andy, Leeds, UK
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Peter from Toronto:
What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
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What do you call a pig that tries to talk to all the horses on a farm?
A friendly neigh-boar!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Anne went Boleyn, she used her head and had a ball.
(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!
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Elmer Fudd’s 44 yr old spouse was having their baby at home, and wouldn’t you know it, the lady that was to assist the birth wasn’t able to make it – talk about a midwife cwisis!
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A spokesman at the University of Manitoba has announced a new facility to study porcine methane production. It will be known as the Institute of in-sty-toots.
p.s. Was the Parthenon the first Centaur of Excellence?
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