Andrew from Dugald:
I asked my local priest why he never did funeral services before noon. He yawned and said, “I’m not really a mourning parson“.
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Archaeologists have unearthed a heretofore unknown weapon while digging at Machu Pichu. Designed to stun ememies instead of killing them, the slingshot-like device used potatoes as ammunition! Dubbed ” the Inca-pasi-tater“, it has led them to wonder if a “Machu Pea Shooter” is laying there, just waiting to be discovered.
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Dear Pungents, I’d like a pun for patent attorneys: anything to do with science and technology, inventions, and/or the law. ~Charmaine, Denver, Colorado
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “The Belgians are upset that they never get credit for the invention of fries. It’s a case of copyright inFrenchment.”
2) “Pornstars acquire property rights for their films at the trademark orifice.”
3) “Counterfeit perfumes are in violation of lie-scentsing agreements.”
4) “Patent law: aka the Statute of Imitations.”
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Dear Pungents, puns please on the following words/topics: gun, gangster, grime, music , rap , freestyle, fresh. ~Xavier, Brighton, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Someone’s gunna get shot!
2) “Clean up your act, because grime doesn’t pay.”
3) “I didn’t see the hitman’s target. Did Al Cap one?”
4) “Too many cooks spoil the broth. Especially with gang-stirs.”
5) “Ancient Greeks builders were known for their frieze-tiling. When they tried to throw down rhymes they didn’t throw up no bricks.”
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Dear Pungents, I’m making a documentary film about dental floss. (Really.) I think I’ve come up with a good title: “Hanging by a Thread: A Dental Floss Documentary.” And a good tag line: “There is more to floss than meets the tooth.” But I wanted to check if you have other suggestions. Gary Hallock told me about your site. I’m writing a book of puns and Gary wrote the foreword for it. Thanks for your help! ~Gary, Boston, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) The Thin Thread Line
2) Tooth or Dare
3) Profit and Floss
4) Flossed and Found
5) There is more to floss than meets the eyetooth
6) Flosstitution isn’t just for johns
7) Flossing – don’t get caried away!
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George Bush actually thinks his nation’s national song is better than Iraq’s. Just another example of his US anthem attitude.
I guess Andrew is with us! – Pun Gent Rhain
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Researchers have found that if they reverse the molecular structure of sugar from a left hand spiral to a right hand one, it still tastes sweet, but the body won’t absorb it. A spokesman expressed surprise that the sugar could in fact be ambidextrose.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”
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Which Scottish hero was the first to forego the traditional sporan for holding his money, and used a billfold instead?
William Wallets.
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