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THE CLAWT THICKENS

01/25/201004/23/2006

Dear Pungents, I need puns that include the words (or sound) “claw” and generally has a good connotation. Example, “Clawmpliment”, “Clawmmendation“‘ ~ Kathy, Greeley, Colorado

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Clawn Bowling

2) Clawng and lean

3) Layin’ down the claw

4) What time is it? 12 O’Clawck

5) Clawck a doodle doo

6) Santa Claws

7) Eating too much will clawg your arteries

8) The dutch wear clawgs

9) There’s lots of gold in the Klawndike

BONUSES:
10) This pun request is clawbbering me over the head

11) This is a clawckamamie request

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SUN OFF A BEACH

01/25/201004/23/2006

Dear Pungents, I need something related to the beach/summer, etc. for door prize raffles for a summer-thremed party. ~ Eve, Medford, New York

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) Shell out for some great prizes

2) Surf a good cause – enter our raffle

3) You win sun and you lose sun…

4) Tan-talizing prizes!

6) Mind if I Hasselhoff you for a raffle?

7) Win some outdoor prizes!

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01/23/201004/14/2006

Andrew from Dugald:
Did you hear about the panhandler who was asking everyone for one million dollars?
He never got a dime because you should never put all your begs in one ask-it.

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01/23/201003/31/2006

Andrew from Dugald:
Steve Jobs has come out with a new device that will only play pirated music. Its name? The iPatch.

Aaar! This be Parroty!!

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Dear Pungents, A pun on faith, hope and charity – or “I lift mine eyes up to the heavens.” Thank you – it’s punishment trying to think of one myself. ~Avery, Port Elizabeth, South Africa

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “Faith isn’t spiritual, it’s physical. My faith is located in my bodily organs; because I’m a be liver.”

2) “The theological virtues are addictive. I’m hoped up on drugs!”

3) “I’d give you the shirt off my back. It’s an act of share a tee.“

4) “Faith is an action, not a quality. Trust me, I used to be noun believer.” (a tad esoteric?)

5) “I was once a stripper, but I converted and turned from my immoral ways. Now it’s ‘I lift mine eyes up to the heavens’, but as an exotic dancer it used to be ‘I lift my nasty up to the heathens!'”

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PUNS ON THE RUN

01/25/201003/27/2006

Dear Pungents, I need a punny name for a community running club I’m setting up. For example there is a group known as Gunn Runners – Gunn being where they live, and gun also slang meaning ‘talented’. We are currently the Sunshine Runners Group; our area is famous for the Sunshine Harvester and I have nothing! ~Sean, Sunshine, Victoria, Australia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

(first, some generic ones)
1) Sunshine Sweathearts
2) Kangarunners
3) Marathunder
4) The Sunshine Run Swine – We’re Pigs For It!

(and more specific to the Harvester)
5) The Sunshine Harvesters: No Pain, No Grain
6) The Leg Gents [legends] of the Sunshine Harvester
7) Sunshine Harvester Squad: Running at our Wheat’s End
9) Runners of the Mill
8) The Harvesters: Fun + Run, Combined!

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01/23/201003/17/2006

Andrew from Dugald:
Gus Grissom’s vanity plate: “CSI 4N6“

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01/23/201003/11/2006

Andrew from Dugald:
When UN observers found groups of armed men in Sudan living under canvas, they knew the rebel leaders had militias intent.

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01/23/201003/10/2006

Andrew from Dugald, MB:
I just realized why I’ve always loved “The Wizard of OZ”…..The Scarecrow, because he was stuffed with straw, well (sniff) he was like a real fodder figure to me.

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01/23/201003/10/2006

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