Dear Pungents, please – a pun about slime. Thanks ~Chris, Seattle, WA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “What the muck!?”
2) “This is not a very goo request.”
3) “In hell, do the bars serve Coke with a lice of slime?” (spooner)
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Og to Grog: “Did Bog go hunt mammoth?”
Grog to Og: “Bog not here, so he Mastedon“
Og: “Tusk, tusk“
This was before puns were invented, thus its considered Pre-Hysteric.
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What do you call a Kangaroo that can’t jump any more?
Out of Bounds
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….George Bush’s response in rendering aid to New Orlean’s can best be described as organized chaos……or PhilEntropy?
If Barry Bonds donates a urine sample to Cooperstown, is it called Fill-Andro-Pee?
People who donate to a zoo-based charity cuz they think monkeys are like cute little people…..they’d have to be PhilAnthropomorphic.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
I’m having a tryst in my cubicle with my co-worker. Would you call that a desk-apade?
Maybe this has been done before?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, my beautiful older sister is turning 60 and easily looks in her mid-forties. She has blonde hair and blue eyes, is 5’4″, petite, sweet and all-around a good person and great sister. I want something clever to say on her birthday without hurting her feelings or putting her down on turning 60. ~Patty, Lubbock, Texas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “You’re one Sixy Beast!”
2) “You’re a sight to be senior!”
3) “You’re still young. When you sing Happy Birthday, you won’t win any Granny Awards!”
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When I saw that the mountain bike racers from Queens University had taken all the spots on the podium, all I could think was ‘wow, it’s a Queens Sweep‘!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I’m about to whoop my housemates’ asses in a waffle-making contest, and I need a good pun to throw their way when I’m declared the winner. ~Toxic Chi, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Couldn’t you do any batter?”
2) “I’m waffle. You’re just woeful.”
3) “I’m the foodal lord; you’re the lowly syr’p (serf).”
4) “Yours tasted so bad… what – did you think we were making Belchin’ waffles?”
5) “After I humiliate you, it’ll be ‘Leggo my ego‘!”
Finally
6) “My recipe – it packs a brunch!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
I was tutoring my son in trigonometry. I told him he’d have to pass a test before I’d help him get a loan for a car he wanted. However, he diplayed sines that he wanted me to cosine for that loan without him making an effort. So, our conversation went off on a tangent, and he still has no car.
And from Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
occidental: having to do with the teeth of a neutered male bovine.
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