Frank from Eldorado:
What is the compulsive gambler’s definition of Paradise?
Having a pair o’ dice. (And that’s no crap!)
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There was a Curdish milkmaid who couldn’t decide on her career path. Should she go into cheese making or continue milking cows? She didn’t know if she should go one whey or the udder.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
In the springtime, trees are leaving in groves!
Calvin says, “I know you guys like the long build-up, but there’s a place for pithy puns too, eh.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marty from Toronto:
We all know what happens when you fall asleep, but what happens when sleep falls on you?
You are under a rest!
Marty says “I have been saving this puppy for a special occasion.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
What did I tell to people who laughed when I fell and broke my arm?
“Stop laughing! It’s not humerus!”
And they tell me “You’re too punny!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
The Royal Canadian Mint is pleased to announce a new 20-cent coin. A spokesman for the Mint said, “We want to change the way people think about money… it’s a whole new paradigm.”
AND
A bank set in the old wild west up in the Sierra Nevada would be high and loansum?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marty from Toronto:
Who takes care of Mr. Medicine when his mom goes to work?
His Auntie Biotic!
Marty says, “Zing!”
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Dear Pungents, I need a catchy title for an art gallery show of both fine art and folk art – sort of a meeting of the two. It should have character while still being classy. ~Emma, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Bi Artisan (or ‘Buy Artisan’ to increase gallery sales)
2) The Fine Folks Exhibit
3) Triple-F-rated: Fine Folk Fusion
4) Fine-Folk art: Handy meets Dandy
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Craig from Toronto:
Our first visual PunPal submission!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
How can one describe a ghost in Paris, France?
Apparition.
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