Andrew from Dugald:
Ernest Hemingway wanted to catch a really big fish, so first he put a great seabird on his line and cast it in…..no bites. Then he tried putting on one of the big cats from Africa….still no luck. At last, all he had left was a skunk, which he attached to his line and put overboard. All of a sudden, a Great White Shark swooped in and snatched all 3 creatures in one gulp. He took the bait, Auk, Lion and Stinker.
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Little known fact: King Arthur’s table was made of Mountain Ash, thus it should be called the Rowan Table.
Speaking of which, almost lost to history was Sir Fetchalot….he was the Errand Knight.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
The nieces and nephews of Israeli Prime Minister Sharon and his wife, Anna, always have
excellent radio and television reception. You know why?
Because they have Ariel and Aunt Anna.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ron from Toronto:
What kind of phone service is most popular in the Persian Gulf
Call Kuwait-ing
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What did the boy scout say after fixing somebody’s broken bicycle horn?
“Beep repaired!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
What is the compulsive gambler’s definition of Paradise?
Having a pair o’ dice. (And that’s no crap!)
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
There was a Curdish milkmaid who couldn’t decide on her career path. Should she go into cheese making or continue milking cows? She didn’t know if she should go one whey or the udder.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
In the springtime, trees are leaving in groves!
Calvin says, “I know you guys like the long build-up, but there’s a place for pithy puns too, eh.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marty from Toronto:
We all know what happens when you fall asleep, but what happens when sleep falls on you?
You are under a rest!
Marty says “I have been saving this puppy for a special occasion.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
What did I tell to people who laughed when I fell and broke my arm?
“Stop laughing! It’s not humerus!”
And they tell me “You’re too punny!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
The Royal Canadian Mint is pleased to announce a new 20-cent coin. A spokesman for the Mint said, “We want to change the way people think about money… it’s a whole new paradigm.”
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A bank set in the old wild west up in the Sierra Nevada would be high and loansum?
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