Calvin from Edmonton:
Computer analysis gobbledygook? It’s all geek to me.

Calvin says: “Maybe not too original, but this just came to mind.”

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John from Montreal:
Did you hear about the new naturopathic alternative to viagra? It’s called
sex-inacea.

John says: “Not gettin’ any tonight…”

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CT from Toronto:
Was his father’s sister, that legendary French Canadian, as hard to kill
as the many-headed beast – because of her ability to moisturize?
Oui, elle etait Super Hydra-Tante!

CT says: “inspired by my shaving cream.”

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THE GYM JAM

Dear Pungents, my friend and I are opening a gymnastics studio with a juice bar. We are looking for a very clever name for our studio. Your help is much appreciated. ~Robert (and Lindsay), Toronto

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) The Juice-box – Come, kickbox and relax!
2) Summersalts – Now with outdoor patio?
3) Studio ‘Twist’ – Where leverage meets beverage
4) Enter the Mat-tricks (Matrix)
OR
The Mattrix Studio and Bar – Stick the landing, twist the lemon!
5) The Gym-bar-ee (Jamboree)
6) Gym Nasty – We’re far from ‘Routine’
7) Studio G – Get giuiced!
8) Matamaticians
9) The Pike Vault

For the bar itself:

10) Gymniotic Fluids
11) Carrot-Stick the Landing;
OR JUST
The Landing
12) Bar Parallel
13) Fizzical
14) The Tumbler

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Ben from Toronto:
The air show – a sight for soar highs.

People ask me ‘Ben, why don’t you like golf?’ … I don’t know, there’s
something about it that’s off putting.

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Charlotte from Hamilton, Ontario:
What do you call a Greek friar who plays jazz?
Thessalonius Monk!

Charlotte says: “I was in my historical linguistics class this morning and thought of this. Obviously you have to know who Thelonious Monk is to get it, but I think most people do. Maybe not though. ps I love the new site design!”

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