DR. MEMENTO

Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a pun name / clever name for a collectibles store I am opening. I will be selling a variety of collectibles. ~Brian, Freehold, NJ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Dr. Memento
  2. Collectobull Market
  3. Call Collect
  4. Collection Connection
  5. You Complete Me [Get the Whole Set]
  6. C-Bay
  7. Memorabble
  8. Trinket or Treat
  9. The Original Wrapper [not a pun, but could be useful]
  10. The Complete Set-Match Point
  11. The Card Attack [for baseball cards e.g.]
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...

LAYOUT ON THE COUCH

Dear Pun Gents, I’m a freelance graphic designer with the last name Couch. Looking for a creative pun for my company name. No web design-related names please.  ~Andrea

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Coucho Marks
  2. Designer Couch
  3. A Couch of Class
  4. Luck of the Draw
  5. Layout on the Couch
  6. Sofa SoGood
  7. Hot Sit
  8. Illustratosphere
  9. PayPalette
  10. Pantonemime
  11. GoTo Shop
  12. Logoland
  13. Poster-IT
  14. Visual Eyes

 

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
Loading...

LET IT BE

Dear Pun Gents, I am setting up a residential lettings agency and would like a memorable business name. Help! ~Mitzy, London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. EasyLease
  2. Prop Hotty
  3. Rent & Simply [Ren & Stimpy]
  4. Live and Let
  5. The Live and Let Guys
  6. Doctor House
  7. Maison D’Etre
  8. Anacondo
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
Loading...

BOOZO THE CLOWN’S

Dear Pun Gents, I am starting a string of liquor stores and need a name and possibly a slogan. ~Ed, Kenosha, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Boozooka Joe’s
  2. Tickety Booze
  3. Al’s Cohality Liquor
  4. Winers: We are the Champagnes!
  5. Two-Four/7 [Beer store]
  6. Glass Sippers
  7. Subourbon
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

CLUTTER ME UP

Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Clutterfly Effect
  2. Cruze Control
  3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Clutter!
  4. Clutter Cruzers
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading...

WE DE-LIVER!

Dear Pun Gents, we have to rename a liquor store.  My wife runs it full-time. We sell beer, spirits, a little wine. Blue-collar store in an old neighborhood. ~Matt, Shawnee, KS (long-time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. What Ales You
  2. Liquor-ner Store
  3. Inebriattitude
  4. Boozunteit
  5. Mom and Pop Shots
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)
Loading...