I was so confused in Africa. It’s a Mozambiquous place.
geography
We come Bering good tidings: This year we pledge to insult Alaskans. It’s our New Year’s razz Aleutian.
An eastern US mountain range by any other name would still be theĀ Appalachian.
In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
Being South Asian and selling a cow is Indo-fence-a-bull.
Barbershop quartets sing a capella. But In Africa, berbershop quartets sing a cape buffalo.
Where should you shop for Mother’s Day?
Mumbai.
Are people from Kiev very tall?
Yes – u kraine your neck to see them!
If you don’t visit Helsinki your Scandinavian vacation remainsĀ un-Finnished.
I hate Suffolk, England. I find every minute there Suffolk hating.


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