NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Ned and Ed
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Hear about my rich friend, Herb?
ED: No…
NED: He’s a cilantropist!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I thought I saw a walrus on the beach!
ED: Nah, that was just a seal lyin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
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