NED: I was arrested for committing lewd acts atop a dolphin!
ED: Really?! Are you guilty?
NED: No way! Even though they caught me, there was a misunderstanding.
ED: Are you saying you didn’t do it on porpoise?
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)
Loading...NED: Being a cremator is a lucrative business.
ED: How’s that?
NED: You urn a lot!
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: Why don’t you like the official web sites for any cities in France?
ED: Because – they’re the epitome of e-ville.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I’ll never make a pun about sheep incest
ED: C’mon, just lamb poon them a little bit…
NED: There you go again, pressing my muttons!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I don’t get along with bakers.
ED: Really.
NED: Let’s just say, there’s no loaf lost between us.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about my friend Stan, who had his penis cut off by his wife?
ED: Really! She must have been sent to prison.
NED: No, I’m afraid she was let off.
ED: Really. Why?
NED: Because – the judge ruled there was only circumcise-Stan-genital evidence!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Hear about my rich friend, Herb?
ED: No…
NED: He’s a cilantropist!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: When I bleed, I’m like ALL CAPS…
ED: Huh?
NED: SQWERTYING LIKE MAD!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...