NED: Can I borrow your zombie?
ED: Of course.
NED: Thanks. I’m forever in your dead!
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Ned and Ed
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: What’s the proper term for sculpting a midget?
ED: You mean, what’s the gnome-in-clay-ture?
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Some people are ‘turned on’ by the strangest things.
ED: Really, how’s that?
NED: Well, when I stick my hand up a cow , I feel in the mooed.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: “When I went to France I pissed away all my Euros!”
ED: “Why did you do that?”
NED: “Well, I was in-continent!”
ED: “So you’re a-peein’?”
NED: “Yes, and it’s painful!”
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I can communicate with fish in distant oceans!
ED: Really?
NED: Yes.
ED: Why, you must be tilapiapathic!
NED: Yup – I just flex my mental mussels and tuna out distractions!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: I don’t take a lichen to flammable loam.
ED: What the hell are you talking about.
NED: Well – it just doesn’t pass the lit moss test!
ED: Stupidest pun ever.
NED: Was it too grass for you?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: Who loaded the printer with the wrong-sized paper?
ED: I did.
NED: That’s dumb. Why’d you do it?
ED: April foolscap!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.
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