When Cosmo raised its newsstand price, did they call it Cost mo’?
In the Middle Ages men read A Squire magazine.
How do you test a gangsta’s intelligence? He reads G.Q.
Which mag is obsessed with the personal lives of celebrities? Peephole.
Hear about that hardcore pottery mag, Clayboy? I’d kiln to have one of their models!
Vanity Fare is too expensive.
A spicy read? Thyme.
The periodical dedicated to exploding volcanoes was known as Mad Magma Zine.
This mag chronicled executions? Nooseweek.
” ungulate medicine? Gnusweek.
” bad pornography? Nudesweak.
Which mag is about palpating your own urine? Feelin Stream.