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06/20/12

BATON DOWN THE HATCHBACKS

Dear Pun Gents, We are running a big relay race. We will have two vans, and would like to have a name for each van that goes together. One van has guys, one has the gals. We are from Silverton, so would like something with Silver, but doesn’t have to be. The hosts love Star Wars. Thank you. ~Amanda, Silverton, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

Some Star Wars-related suggestions

  1. Blue leader/red leader (not puns)
  2. Yodaman! + YodaLadyhoos
  3. Girls van: The Gal-lack-dick Empire + Boys van: The JarJar Dinks, or The Hand Solos
  4. Obi Van Kenobi + Jabba the Hatchback
  5. The Hard to Detours
  6. Anakin Goes
  7. The Lando Rovers
  8. Vanakins Skywalker
  9. The Death Cars

    Silver-related suggestions

  10. Silverton is the new gold
  11. Team Ag47
  12. You’ve Got the Silver
  13. The Silverados
  14. Silversun Pickup Trucks
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