The man who performed his first prostate exam on an Irishman felt deeply a Seamus.
proctological humour
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
Why do proctologists become proctologists?
They felt a colon at an early age.
Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
When Yoko was down on her luck, her proctologist worked probe Ono.
The star proctologist was treated like a god. His patients were so in awe. They all lay prostate before him.