Dear Pun Gents, I’m writing a feature about knitted royal weddings (William and Kate Middleton). I need a short pun that incorporates knitting, weddings and royalty! ~Elaine, Colchester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Windsors tie the knit
2. Such a needles expense!
3. Not a crochety couple
4. We’re all for gauge marriage
5. All eyes will be swatching
6. Kate seems comfortable in her skein.

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