To catch the prostitution ring the police set up a sting operation. In fact they released the hornets.
Craig from Toronto:
Dood#1: “See the girl with that tight shirt made of sealant? She shot me
Dood#2: “Pssh. Caulk tees.”
Craig says, “Watch out. Those chicks’ll give you Mono.”
Garry Kasparov‘s favourite wood is chestnut.
Is the goddess of wisdom against all we stand for?
Yes, she’s an athena.
Looking for a cookbook in a grocery store? Just ask an Irishman – they know all about the Emeril Aisle.
There was an orphan boy who developed a peculiar phobia some time after his parents died: It seems the lad would go into absolute hysterics whenever he saw – get this – a group of musicians chewing fresh wintergreen sprigs!
Psychaitrists were called in, but to no avail: the docs could only explain the boy’s behaviour as a fear of a band on mint.
Frank from Eldorado, ON:
From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
confound: The word a warden wants to hear after a jailbreak.
electron: Nancy Reagan’s plea to Americans before November, 1980.
Marc from Toronto:
Which composer was a crazy bike rider?
Who did Noah hire to build his boat?
An arkitect of course!
What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!