Craig from Toronto:
Dood#1: “See the girl with that tight shirt made of sealant? She shot me
down.”
Dood#2: “Pssh. Caulk tees.”

Craig says, “Watch out. Those chicks’ll give you Mono.”

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There was an orphan boy who developed a peculiar phobia some time after his parents died: It seems the lad would go into absolute hysterics whenever he saw – get this – a group of musicians chewing fresh wintergreen sprigs!

Psychaitrists were called in, but to no avail: the docs could only explain the boy’s behaviour as a fear of a band on mint.

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Frank from Eldorado, ON:

From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:

confound: The word a warden wants to hear after a jailbreak.
electron: Nancy Reagan’s plea to Americans before November, 1980.

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