Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
What day do Scottish doctors celebrate the most when they change fire victims dressings?
Wrappy Burns Day!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Leguminous plants have a reputation for bean stalkers. In fact they caught a nut outside the hospital, a real crazy lentil patient, whom they nabbed watching a chick pea in the can (they knew it was a guy because of his finely trimmed pistachio). He wanted to mac a dame, especially one from macadamia. They threatened to soup his ass, but he said ‘Legu me, almond innocent fellow. It’s not my fault, I’m an old clover of hers, and she pushed me over the veg!’ She kicked his peanuts and said ‘Don’t let me cashew in here again – it’ll be a long time before alfafa that again’ and when he went to the bathroom the next day his pea was split . And he had next to nodules.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Eskimos are so smart. Every response is ‘I nuit’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.
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