Andrew from Dugald:
What day do Scottish doctors celebrate the most when they change fire victims dressings?
Wrappy Burns Day!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m so sick of vegetarian propaganda. Just the flax, please!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sean from Boston:
How did Pete Townsend know Roger Daltry farted?
Who nose?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
I just got back from seeing this great new movie from Disney. Its all about a group of thieving brigands that steal a cargo of chocolate substitute, headed from Bermuda to England. Its called Pirates of the Carob Bean.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the disgruntled septic tank cleaner who’s trying to find a plumber job?
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