Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
What day do Scottish doctors celebrate the most when they change fire victims dressings?
Wrappy Burns Day!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!
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