Andrew from Dugald:
What day do Scottish doctors celebrate the most when they change fire victims dressings?
Wrappy Burns Day!
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Sean from Boston:
How did Pete Townsend know Roger Daltry farted?
Who nose?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
I just got back from seeing this great new movie from Disney. Its all about a group of thieving brigands that steal a cargo of chocolate substitute, headed from Bermuda to England. Its called Pirates of the Carob Bean.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are there Spaniards in Oslo?
Norway Jose!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A newfound cure for depression is esteem bath.
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