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01/14/200901/31/2007

Why is the Maytag man so lonely?

His wife is fridged.

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01/14/200901/30/2007

The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.

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01/23/201001/29/2007

Andrew from Dugald:
What day do Scottish doctors celebrate the most when they change fire victims dressings?
Wrappy Burns Day!

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01/14/200901/29/2007

Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?

Germanium.

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01/14/200901/28/2007

If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.

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01/14/200901/27/2007

The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.

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01/14/200901/26/2007

There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.

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01/14/200901/25/2007

I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!

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01/14/200901/24/2007

Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.

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01/14/200901/23/2007

Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!

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