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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for January, 2007

01/31/07

Why is the Maytag man so lonely?

His wife is fridged.

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01/30/07

The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.

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01/29/07

Andrew from Dugald:
What day do Scottish doctors celebrate the most when they change fire victims dressings?
Wrappy Burns Day!

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01/29/07

Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?

Germanium
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01/28/07

If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.

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01/27/07

The retired earthquake expert began a new career as a construction consultant specializing in large shopping centers. He was known as the world’s foremost sizemallogist.

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01/26/07

There was a dream match at the World Ping-Pong tournament, where in the last game the seeded #1 faced the seeded #2. Fans called this dramatic match the Peeing-Pooing Finale.

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01/25/07

I wouldn’t stand a chance competing in Vientiane Idol. It’s a Lao sing proposition!

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01/24/07

Jesus often sucked on balloons. It was because they contained healium.

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01/23/07

Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!

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