TOOTH OR DARE

Dear Pungents, I’m making a documentary film about dental floss. (Really.) I think I’ve come up with a good title: “Hanging by a Thread: A Dental Floss Documentary.” And a good tag line: “There is more to floss than meets the tooth.” But I wanted to check if you have other suggestions. Gary Hallock told me about your site. I’m writing a book of puns and Gary wrote the foreword for it. Thanks for your help! ~Gary, Boston, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) The Thin Thread Line
2) Tooth or Dare
3) Profit and Floss
4) Flossed and Found
5) There is more to floss than meets the eyetooth
6) Flosstitution isn’t just for johns
7) Flossing – don’t get caried away!

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Andrew from Dugald:

George Bush actually thinks his nation’s national song is better than Iraq’s. Just another example of his US anthem attitude.

I guess Andrew is with us! – Pun Gent Rhain

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Andrew from Dugald:

Researchers have found that if they reverse the molecular structure of sugar from a left hand spiral to a right hand one, it still tastes sweet, but the body won’t absorb it. A spokesman expressed surprise that the sugar could in fact be ambidextrose.

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