The blind jazz singer had pimples. Does noticing that make me Ray cyst?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...TOOTH OR DARE
Dear Pungents, I’m making a documentary film about dental floss. (Really.) I think I’ve come up with a good title: “Hanging by a Thread: A Dental Floss Documentary.” And a good tag line: “There is more to floss than meets the tooth.” But I wanted to check if you have other suggestions. Gary Hallock told me about your site. I’m writing a book of puns and Gary wrote the foreword for it. Thanks for your help! ~Gary, Boston, MA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) The Thin Thread Line
2) Tooth or Dare
3) Profit and Floss
4) Flossed and Found
5) There is more to floss than meets the eyetooth
6) Flosstitution isn’t just for johns
7) Flossing – don’t get caried away!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
George Bush actually thinks his nation’s national song is better than Iraq’s. Just another example of his US anthem attitude.
I guess Andrew is with us! – Pun Gent Rhain
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Researchers have found that if they reverse the molecular structure of sugar from a left hand spiral to a right hand one, it still tastes sweet, but the body won’t absorb it. A spokesman expressed surprise that the sugar could in fact be ambidextrose.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When Sherlock saw the disemboweled murder victim’s coiled intestines, he said to Watson, “Alimentary, my dear.”
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Which Scottish hero was the first to forego the traditional sporan for holding his money, and used a billfold instead?
William Wallets.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The fear of footnotes: aka appendix-cite-is.
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Why is it so hard to get people to recycle, especially plastic water bottles? Scientists say it may be a genetic trait, or in fact, a polycarbonate instinct.
San Franrisco is home to the first enclosed housing development devoted to homosexuals named Theodore. Where else would you expect to find a Gay Ted community?
Oliver Stone is coming out with a new documentary about a Swedish pod of baleen whales that scour all small life from the sea, without remorse. Its title? “Natural Bjorn Krillers.“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I hate disco – it gives me the heeby Bee-Gees!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...TENNIS THE MENACE
Dear Pungents, I’m on a women’s tennis team in San Francisco. We’re looking for a clever name for our team. Any thoughts? ~Nina, San Francisco
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) Elle Deuces (El Duce)
2) The Racketteers
3) The Rackettes
4) Microserves (Microserfs)
5) The Lob-yists
6) Sets in the City
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