Month: February 2010

YOU + ME = VD

Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. It was two heart to get you a present.
  2. For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
  3. And you thought I never card about you.
  4. I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
  5. Let’s have a hearty dinner
  6. You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
Loading...

MILKIN LOVE

Dear Pun Gents, my work colleagues and I need a team name for a charity walk called the MK Midnight Moo. Must have something to do with cows. ~Leanne, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Band of Brudders
  2. Cow Tech
  3. Heiferbody Say Moo
  4. Moo From a Hill
  5. Milkin Keynes
  6. Wooly Bull
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
Loading...

OLD FOLKS ROAM

Dear Pun Gents, two-person female running team; both member are grandmas, with a combined age of 100+. ~Joanie, Bellingham, WA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Geri’s Kids
  2. Grandmarathon
  3. Long Distaunts
  4. Last Legs
  5. Runs In Stockings
  6. Speedomestics
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
Loading...

POLAR POWERED

Dear Pun Gents, we need a pun for our polar bear plunge team that includes of five or six teenage girls, and my dad.~Cathleen, Middleton, DE

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Ice-Q
  2. Frigidimate Behavior
  3. Cold Man and the Sea
  4. A Foolish Ocean
  5. Bear Bottoms
  6. Freeze the Children
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)
Loading...