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All Puns for February, 2010

02/28/10

MADE TO ORDERBY

Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Jeterbugs
  2. Damaged Yankees
  3. A-rod and Stick
  4. Hogwarts Warthogs
  5. Snapers
  6. Halofire
  7. Wiisels
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02/28/10

Are Rolaids banned in the Paralympics?

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02/27/10

I like the Winter Olympics, although they do tend to be a bit hockey after a while.

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02/26/10

TIGER SILLIES

Dear Pun Gents, some friends and I are competing in a charity treasure hunt, where the theme is the Chinese New Year. This is the year of the tiger: Got any ‘tiger’ names? ~Dana, Rohnert Park, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Stripe Search
  2. Orange Rover
  3. Claw of the Jungle
  4. Bigcatted Remarks
  5. Tigers love the gnu ear celebrations.
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02/26/10

Dolly Parton charmed me into watching the Winter Games. I was boobs led.

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02/25/10

BALLAH BE PRAISED

Dear Pun Gents, looking for an original and clever name for our adult co-ed kickball team. Our uniform color is black. ~Sarah, Studio City, CA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kball Guys
  2. The Kballah
  3. Kick Me Kate
  4. The Kickerbockers
  5. Blackballed
  6. Balligerents
  7. Ballkick Bartokomous
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02/25/10

Some people can’t stand social media, but I say tweet his own.

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02/24/10

Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

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02/23/10

The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.

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02/22/10

Pets are forbidden in brothels, unless they are hos broken.

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