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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for April, 2010

04/30/10

I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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04/29/10

The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/28/10

Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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04/27/10

Which Transformers had fake breasts?

The Decepticones.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (11 votes, average: 4.82 out of 5)
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04/26/10

Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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04/25/10

The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/24/10

If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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04/23/10

The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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04/22/10

CLUTTER ME UP

Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Clutterfly Effect
  2. Cruze Control
  3. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Clutter!
  4. Clutter Cruzers
TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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04/22/10

There are places in India that sells prosthetic phalanges:  A dhobi faux toe shop

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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