I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
Is there a Greece fire? I see bill owing smoke.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)
- The Clutterfly Effect
- Cruze Control
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Clutter!
- Clutter Cruzers
There are places in India that sells prosthetic phalanges: A dhobi faux toe shop