I saw a rooster with a vagina, so I killed and ate it. No herm, no fowl.
The bishop was an excellent navigator. He was expert at working his way through all the little buoys.
Which Transformers had fake breasts?
Quitting a job I don’t like is my only resign for leaving!
The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.
If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
The French film fest is haunted! I saw it in Star Trek II: the Wraith of Cannes
Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)
- The Clutterfly Effect
- Cruze Control
- I Can’t Believe It’s Not Clutter!
- Clutter Cruzers
There are places in India that sells prosthetic phalanges: A dhobi faux toe shop
Proof that Sarah Palin’s child isn’t developmentally delayed is that he can do math. In fact, Trig functions.