All Puns for May, 2011
05/31/11
The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/30/11
Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?  (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/29/11
Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!  (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5) Loading ...05/28/11
The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/27/11
How does an archer get in shape? Arrowbics! (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...05/26/11
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape. (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...05/25/11
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years. (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/24/11
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros. (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...05/23/11
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide. (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...05/22/11
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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