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The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for May, 2011

05/31/11

The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/30/11

Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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05/29/11

Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)
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05/28/11

The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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05/27/11

How does an archer get in shape?

Arrowbics!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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05/26/11

What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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05/25/11

I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/24/11

Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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05/23/11

The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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05/22/11

I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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