The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?
Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!
The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.
How does an archer get in shape?
What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.
I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
Men should cut their hair before it gets unruly: aka mows before ‘fros.
The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.
I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.