May, 2011 :: PunGents.com

Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?

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Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!

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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.

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The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.

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The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.

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I saw a performance artist vomiting soup. It was absolutely broth-taking.

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Edward VIII‘s crown was throne away.

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I’m a celebrity in the world of preventing sleep obstruction. They call me No-Snorious B.I.G..

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When Sartre was forced to watch marine mammals through a small hole, he remarked, “Hell is otter peephole.”

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Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?

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