May, 2011 :: PunGents.com

The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Did the inventor of the polygraph lie sense his product?

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Without a retractable roof, we are all domed!

(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

The cutest housing accessory? It’s absolutely a door bell.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

How does an archer get in shape?

Arrowbics!

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.

(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

The man accused of genocide said he was only following orders. The authorities dismissed his defense as a massacre-aide.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

The baker of erotic penis-shaped cakes celebrated the full flour of manhood.

(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)