I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.
I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.