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All Puns for September, 2012

09/30/12

I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/29/12

They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/28/12

If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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09/27/12

I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/26/12

I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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09/25/12

Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/24/12

Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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09/23/12

BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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09/22/12

Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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09/21/12

You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)
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