I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
You’ll make a chimpanzee if you give it coffee.