I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.
If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.
When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.