I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When it comes to bad mafia puns, the Gents defer to the crapo di tutti crappy: Don Corneone.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...During my time as an executioner, I made sure to be head of the game, by acquiring a unique skull set, from the time I was a guillotiney bopper. I got gallowing reviews which was always excellent noose. Even though I hung my clients out to dry (though sometimes I got them stoned) I never faced the firing line. Of course, the work is no longer shocking; these days the business won’t survive without capital injections, which makes me sigh at night. My goal nonetheless is to fill every day with poisonable experiences.
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m in direct sales (romance enhancement products) and I’m looking for a professional, classy, but fun(ny) name for my team of ladies that the company and my downline will approve. ~Ami, Wichita, Kansas
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Slumberinas
- Hot Damn!sels
- The Empoweresses
- Ex-Prude Advisors
- Sultrysts
- The Super Eros [Superheros]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...Do teachers build their houses in the Tutor style?
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...In a fit of madness, the carnivore ate a seaweed sandwich — it was a rye for kelp.
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