September, 2012 :: PunGents.com

I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]

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They made a movie about life before disposable diapers, aka Cloth Encounters of the Turd Kind.

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If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.

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I dreamed I was an amputee. I don’t know how those no shins got in my head.

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I misspelled the menus at my restaurant. Perverts kept showing up asking ‘where’s the can o’pees’?

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Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.

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Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.

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BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza

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Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.

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You can tell if someone burned down their house for insurance reasons, if the smoke is bill owing.

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