The bun rises in the yeast.
The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
I went camping with my brother and made fun of his shelter. After that he remained diss tent with me.
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
To set the mood, my girl microwaved some gorgonzola. Cheese so hot when she does that.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers