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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for April, 2015

04/30/15

I laid some turf, and was accused of sod on me.

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04/29/15

The bun rises in the yeast.

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04/28/15

Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.

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04/27/15

The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.

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04/26/15

I went camping with my brother and made fun of his shelter. After that he remained diss tent with me.

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04/25/15

Slavery is owner us.

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04/24/15

If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.

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04/23/15

My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.

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04/22/15

If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.

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04/21/15

There are a lot of park benches in the seaty part of town.

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