The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers
If I shoved potatoes down my pants, would it make me a dictator?
A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.
If you want to have fun at church, better bring a parish hoot.
Although long deceased, Tom and Jerry have received many paws-to-mouse accolades.