The breast reduction industry is a real juggernot.
My spit is so spicy. I call it phlegm brulée.
If you see a cute eye doctor you should opt to meet her.
I won’t stop eating until I weigh 2000 pounds, because I crave a ton o’ me.
Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
If you want to have fun at church, better bring a parish hoot.
Mucus is a miracle substance, with endless pus ability.
Dear Pun Gents, I need an MS Bike Team Name. Key words: Greg, Lutzen, Wisconsin, Diverse Group, Amateurs, Finish, Prevail, Multiple Sclerosis, Cycling, Team, Bike Ride. ~Kamala, Arlington Heights
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Rode to Victory
- Nothing to Lutzen
- Gregorian Chains
- Amatour Hour
- EFF MS
- MS Messenger
- Sclero Heros
- Multiple Scleroadies