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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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All Puns for November, 2015

11/30/15

When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.

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11/29/15

People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.

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11/28/15

When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.

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11/27/15

Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.

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11/26/15

The Brita-ish love filtered water.

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11/25/15

Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.

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11/24/15

African news channel? Al JaZebra.

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11/23/15

What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.

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11/22/15

Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.

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11/21/15

Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.

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