When will it rain in Jamaica? Soon, mon, soon.
People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
The Brita-ish love filtered water.
Choking on your breakfast can be eggs aspirating.
African news channel? Al JaZebra.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.
Tree planting can give you a re-seeding hairline.