People who drop ice cream can be so cone descending.
When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
The Brita-ish love filtered water.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
Stupidity is passed on in the womb. Has something to do with the am idiotic fluid.
When an exam proctor makes a citizen’s arrest for cheating, it’s invigilante justice.
Careful how you slice up that wild game carcass: You don’t want to make a big moose steak!
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.