When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
The Brita-ish love filtered water.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.
The football coach hired Prometheus as a linebacker. He said, “We’ve got to Titan up our defence.”
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
Don’t question a judge’s decision. It just is.
Dear Pun Gents, we are a group of four people climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro in two weeks. Can you come up with a clever name for our team? Extra credit: After we climb the mountain we are doing a four-day safari. Not sure if you can combine the two parts of the trip into a clever pun/team name. PS we are four blondes: Three boys and a girl. A Brit, a wanna-be Brit, and two all-American boys. Thanks! ~Dave, Laguna Beach, CA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- A Frican Good Time
- [It’s Time to] Mount and Kill a Man, Jaro! [hopefully someone in your group is named Jaro?]
- So Far Safari
- Blondes Have More Fauna
- Climba Beings [Lima Beans?]
- Peak Safari Season
- Peak no Evil
- Kill A Man, Save the Animals
- The Hellephants
All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.