When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.
Someone who gets crushed to death shopping on Black Friday, aka a Walmartyr.
The Brita-ish love filtered water.
What’s an obstetrician’s favourite breakfast? Eggs/ovaries.
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
I was a rusted for leaving metal out in the rain. I didn’t mean to; it was an oxy date.
Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make me hummus sexual?
The football coach hired Prometheus as a linebacker. He said, “We’ve got to Titan up our defence.”
I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
Don’t question a judge’s decision. It just is.