Dear Pungents: my parents will be visiting from the East Coast in May. I’d like some pungerific words of advice for when they navigate the streets of Toronto. Thanks as always! ~ East Coast Dog, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “If you’re visiting the Japanese area, wok – don’t run.”
2) “There’s more to Toronto than just CN the tower.”
3) “If you go to the Royal Ontario Museum, check out the donkey that’s on loan from the Enterprise. It’s ROM-mule-in!”
4) “Be careful doing laundry in Miss-a-sock-a!”
5) “Lost downtown? Remember that west of the DVP, the grass is always greener and the street is always Bloor.”
6) “Don’t be afraid to get your feet dirty walking around – that’s why they’re called Tar-on-toenians!”