Andrew from Dugald:
Whenever relatives that I don’t really care for come over, I serve them kin-dread spirits in the hope they might leave.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Just driving through cottage country, and I guess all those anglers are
really into S&M…; every couple of miles there was another “beat & tickle“
shop.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary –
cistern: association of like-minded females; feminine version of “brethren”.
unionize: reversal of any chemical process to ionize.
charisma: title proposed originally for ’60s TV sitcom, “My Mother the Car”.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
One of the hazards faced by Canadian ice wine workers is fatal hypothermia, commonly known as vinter kill.
Andrew says, “You can vine all you want, I decant stop punning.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
ratchet: droppings by some obnoxious rodent.
boycott: military-style portable bed designed for young males.
slogan: something that did not help you to get very far in the Old West.
ALSO –
What do you call a very young shiitake mushroom?
Poopake mushroom.
Frank says, “I admit this last one is not only lame, it is stupid! My friend, Gus insisted I send it. It will be fun gus said.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Natural Resources officers in Manitoba can’t figure out why 2,000 pounds of wild game was dumped on the middle of the Trans-Canada Highway. Despite the weight, they figure it was done by only one person. It was clearly an A Ton o’ Moose Act.
Watching a line of geese cross the road, I was surprised to see the last one with an umbrella. Then I realized he must be the brolly gaggler.
It’s absolutely safe to put old lions together with sheep. When they loose their teeth, its a case of nothing dentured, nothing maimed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
abalone: description of a statement which is judged to be untrue.
lagoon: hockey player of French extraction, with propensity for obnoxious behaviour.
nuance: opposite of “old ones”.
spokesman: person who repairs bicycle wheels.
fox in the henhouse: poultry in commotion.
Which reminds me. We know that Lindsay is quite a chick, alas, she is the low hen
in the Hollywood pecking order.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Craig from Toronto:
Dood#1: “See the girl with that tight shirt made of sealant? She shot me
down.”
Dood#2: “Pssh. Caulk tees.”
Craig says, “Watch out. Those chicks’ll give you Mono.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado, ON:
From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:
confound: The word a warden wants to hear after a jailbreak.
electron: Nancy Reagan’s plea to Americans before November, 1980.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Marc from Toronto:
Which composer was a crazy bike rider?
Psycho Liszt.
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