Frank from Eldorado:
What happened when the truck from the cheese factory had an accident and spilled its load?
People rushed over to pick up de brie.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
In his younger days, Mahatma took art lessons and was very good at modeling little clay children. He made it look so easy, his teachers used to say it was like making Ghandi form a baby.
says, “But is it art?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
says, “with apologies to Mary Poppins”
The restaurant reviewer of the local paper was assigned to check out a highly touted new soup on the menu of the editor’s favourite restaurant, with instruction to come back immediately after sampling the soup and report in person. When the reporter finished his meal, he went to see the editor, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the editor recoiled, saying: “Phew, you have bad breath!!”, to which the reporter replied:
“Soup of cauli flower does stink, accept halitosis!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
says, “with apologies to Mary Poppins”
The restaurant reviewer of the local paper was assigned to check out a highly touted new soup on the menu of the editor’s favourite restaurant, with instruction to come back immediately after sampling the soup and report in person. When the reporter finished his meal, he went to see the editor, but as soon as he opened his mouth, the editor recoiled, saying: “Phew, you have bad breath!!”, to which the reporter replied:
“Soup of cauli flower does stink, accept halitosis!“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
What famous playwright gave it all up to buy a cattle ranch in Montana, dotted with grassy hills? Knoll Cow-herd.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald, MB:
What famous playwright gave it all up to buy a cattle ranch in Montana, dotted with grassy hills? Knoll Cow-herd.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Where do young elephants live when they leave home and attend college?
In a pachydorm.
AND
What fee do lawyers charge the group U2 for legal work?
None. They do it pro Bono.
Frank says, “The second one is so obvious, someone must have zinged an unsuspecting
world with it already, but I swear I just thought it up independently.“
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Where do young elephants live when they leave home and attend college?
In a pachydorm.
AND
What fee do lawyers charge the group U2 for legal work?
None. They do it pro Bono.
Frank says, “The second one is so obvious, someone must have zinged an unsuspecting
world with it already, but I swear I just thought it up independently.“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
Calvin says, “A while back someone submitted a good one on Thessalonious Monk. I thought up a few more on jazz artists and thought it might inspire you to do a themed series on musicians/composers etc. btw, I love your site, if that isn’t already obvious to you.”
Q. Why was the jazz fan excited about seeing home movies of his favourite singer’s first year of life?
A. He wanted to see Diana crawl.
Avian jazz pianist from the Far East? Chick Korea.
What they said when people tried to match up a premier jazz vocalist of the mid-20th century with U.S. President Ford: “Ella fits Gerald.”
Did you know that Don Harron’s alter-ego is related to a bop alto-saxophonist who gained fame in the ’40s and ’50s? He’s Charlie Parker’s son.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
Calvin says, “A while back someone submitted a good one on Thessalonious Monk. I thought up a few more on jazz artists and thought it might inspire you to do a themed series on musicians/composers etc. btw, I love your site, if that isn’t already obvious to you.”
Q. Why was the jazz fan excited about seeing home movies of his favourite singer’s first year of life?
A. He wanted to see Diana crawl.
Avian jazz pianist from the Far East? Chick Korea.
What they said when people tried to match up a premier jazz vocalist of the mid-20th century with U.S. President Ford: “Ella fits Gerald.”
Did you know that Don Harron’s alter-ego is related to a bop alto-saxophonist who gained fame in the ’40s and ’50s? He’s Charlie Parker’s son.
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