Dear Pun Gents, need a softball team name for our pre-wedding interfamily game (bride's side). Any ideas? ~Dana, Kenosha WI
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Loading...NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh.
ED: Oh deer.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I'm chairing a school charity auction with an ocean beach/seashore theme and need some good plays on word for written communications to parents/donors. ~D, Washington DC
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, nine girls are moving into a college campus house and all the houses have short funny names that are painted on signs (eg: Tequila Mockingbird, etc.) We live on Beach street so anything with that, or nine girls or kites (our sorority symbol is a kite). Thanks! ~Bonnie, Columbus, OH
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, our wedding save-the-date card is a film noir movie poster and we need a Gene Shalit-style punny one-liner about marriage as if it were a film review. ~Karen, Los Angeles
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I own a bar, which also includes a liquor store and casino. We need a cool pun for our new hats and t-shirts. ~Tom, Frenchtown, MT
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, Something about popcorn, like "Look who's poppin' into 7th grade." Mix of school and popcorn. ~John, Houston
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...The dog was infertile after being hit with a spade.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Armani and Versace were worn enemies.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If a bird wants your food, beak alm.
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