Dear Pun Gents, our wedding save-the-date card is a film noir movie poster and we need a Gene Shalit-style punny one-liner about marriage as if it were a film review. ~Karen, Los Angeles
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Loading...Dear Pun Gents, My wife and I own a bar, which also includes a liquor store and casino. We need a cool pun for our new hats and t-shirts. ~Tom, Frenchtown, MT
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, Something about popcorn, like "Look who's poppin' into 7th grade." Mix of school and popcorn. ~John, Houston
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
(7 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The dog was infertile after being hit with a spade.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Armani and Versace were worn enemies.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a running relay team! ~Christine, Whitehorse, Yukon
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I'm handing out crab mallets as favors for a bridal shower with a crab-cake recipe. Need a clean pun related to crab mallet, crabcakes, and marriage. ~Lauren, Lawrence, KS
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun involving mobsters. ~Timothy, Mount Morris, NY
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