Dear Pungents, I need a pun using the word “score” or “lead” in reference to stained glass for a home-based business. ~Jennifer, Burlington, Ontario
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1. In the Lead
2. Leader of the Glass
3. Leading Scorer
Also
4. Blame it on the Stain
5. Glass Knows (if you’ve got Russian clients?)
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Loading...Dear Pungents, my sister is having a beach wedding, and I need something for a banner to put outside the reception hall AND to use at her bachelorette party. ~Leash, Mexico, Missouri
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I use to have lot of friends when I was doing my MBA. But now no friends keep in touch. They don’t even call. ~Apurva, Mumbia, India
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Do cool people work hard?
Yes—they put in a yo man! effort.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What ever happened to the Roman governor of Judea?
He got depressed, went broke, and became known as Pawn-shit Pilate .
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve figured out a way to generate electricity—from sheep farts!
ED: Really? I never thought it could be done.
NED: Ass watt ewe stink!
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a bowling team name for three girls and a guy. We are all accountants at a CPA firm. Thanks so much. ~Sara, Destin, FL
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
When the 20th century ended, so ended an era of great speechmakers. There was a quartet who often talked so much, their voices would get strained; JFK, Winston Churchill, Martin Luther King and FDR. They were known as The Four Hoarse-Men of the Epoch Elapse.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I am an Australian living in London, who is about to enter a cannonball-run type race across Europe called the Scumball 3000, with another Aussie. Four days to cross Europe, no rules, max car cost 500. We need a good name for our car team, something that hints at travel. All I got is the John Cole Train Delays and Ceribal Pallbearers. Any help would be appreciated. band names funny. Mention of speed / famous racers/ Steve McQueen is awesome. Help me Obi Wan… ~Dave, London, UK
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Dear Pungents, I need a short-ish pun for the Oxford women’s rugby team going on tour to Belgium. can be rude. ~Laura, Oxford, UK
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