Andrew from Dugald, MB:
Would the ultra-sound lab in the hospital have a sign over the door: Womb with a View?
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Shouldn’t there be a line of maternity clothes called Fruit of the Womb?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Frank from Eldorado:
Why did the wife of the extremely hairy cross-dresser got annoyed with him?
Because he was wearing hersute.
If a person who eats vegetables is called a vegetarian, could a cannibal be called a humanitarian?
Frank says, “The second one isn’t a pun.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ben from Toronto:
Name of my laundromat:
Lourde of the Wrings.
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It is obvious that the U.S. forces are successful in destroying Saddam Hussain’s regime in Iraq.
First they tracked down and killed the sons, Qusay and Uday, then they Bagged Dad.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
Would a night hawk‘s favourite New Age band be ‘Orkestrel Manoeuvres in the Dark’?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...John from Montreal:
I’m so sore after getting a massage in Egypt – I feel like I was run over by a Cairo tractor!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
Mr. Ross owns a company. It’s a mining company that deals exclusively in coal. But not just any coal, a special grade of coal, commonly referred to in the industry as ‘P’ coal. At the very large mine site, they have built a special system that transports the coal from the mine to the refinery in cars that run on a track.
So the question is, what have the miners affectionately called this transport system?
Why, the Ross Co. P-Coal Train, of course.
“Perhaps a little too much set up for that one. And maybe you have to be a Dukes of Hazzard fan.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Calvin from Edmonton:
Q: If the Pun Gents started a music band what would they play?
A: It would be mostly pun crock!
Calvin says, “It’s probably not true, but it’s all in the interest of a good pun right?”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Joanna from Waterloo, Ontario:
A wealthy Spanish girl plays soccer and stains her skirt; what does she say to her maid?
A wealthy Spanish girl plays soccer and stains her skirt; what does she say to her maid?
Please clean this, grassy-ass.
Joanna says, “not sure if this works….seeking your expert advice…be nice, I’m trying.”
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