My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
anatomy
When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.
You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances
Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.
People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.
I got an email about a eunuch, but to reply would have been ‘re: dickless‘.


