I chewed too much tobacco so I switched to sore gum.
anatomy
The pun about the man with the world’s longest shin? I’ll finish it tomorrow. Tibia continued…
Whenever I see five toes, I know something is a foot.
Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.
When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
Siamese Twins are just like you and me. When they make mistakes, they do their best to co-rectum.
The jolly fat man spoke with great jelloquence.
Proctologists really know how to push my butt ends.
Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
Becoming an expert nipple-tweaker is a trial-and-areola process.

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