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05/03/2023

Eunuchs tend to be chivalrous. As the French say, ‘nob-less oblige’.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

04/01/2023

There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

03/30/2023

John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

03/14/2023

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

02/05/2023

A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!

(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

02/05/2023

My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

01/25/2023

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

01/14/2023

Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.

(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

01/12/2023

You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.

(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

01/05/2023

After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances

(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)