Anyone in the field of organ donation measurement has a lung weigh to go.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
(9 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Those with bleached sphincters are scattered across the globe. It’s the dye ass pora.
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(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)Loading...Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
(4 votes, average: 2.25 out of 5)Loading...Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
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