I’m an ex-spurt on vasectomies.
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Those with bleached sphincters are scattered across the globe. It’s the dye ass pora.

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Breast augmentation will fix everything; all your problems a distend mammary.
NED: Hear about the cock-fight at the Mexican bar?
ED: No…
NED: They were drinking penis-collideas!
My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?
Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!
If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?
Many people from the UK have pale skin. They’re like bleached Wales.
My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.

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