if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
Loading... (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...anatomy
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)Loading...Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...